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  It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999
  

  It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999
  

  It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999
  

  Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999
  

  My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999
  

  Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life?' Well, that's true of every day but one... the day you die.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999
  

  Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999
  

  It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999