Quotesgenie  : :  Quotes ♥  : :
Anon's Quotes


  In Britain, a dog is for Christmas. In Korea, it could be for breakfast, lunch or dinner.  
 -  Anon
  

  He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.  
 -  Anon
  

  You have two ears and one mouth. It is best to use them in that proportion.  
 -  Anon
  

  Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them.  
 -  Anon
  

  When people hurt you over and over, think of them as sandpaper. They scratch and hurt you. But later you'll be shining and polished, while they end up useless.  
 -  Anon
  

  Youth wastes away. But immaturity often lasts a lifetime.  
 -  Anon
  

  The only real difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.  
 -  Anon
  

  The sun goes down earlier for small people.  
 -  Anon
  

  Yes - forgive your enemies whenever you can. But always remember their names.  
 -  Anon
  

  How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? One hundred. One to change the bulb, and ninety-nine to say, 'I could have done that.'  
 -  Anon
  

  I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.  
 -  Anon
  

  Be nice to your children - they'll be choosing the old folks' home.  
 -  Anon
  

  Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself.  
 -  Anon
  

  Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.  
 -  Anon
  

  A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.  
 -  Anon
  

  Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.  
 -  Anon
  

  Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.  
 -  Anon
  

  Experience is something you get just after you need it.  
 -  Anon
  

  Tell a girl she is beautiful – she will believe it for a moment. Tell a girl she's ugly – she will believe it for a lifetime.  
 -  Anon
  

  To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.  
 -  Anon
  

  The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.  
 -  Anon
  

  Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money!  
 -  Anon
  

  It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.  
 -  Anon
  

  Mothers and daughters are closest, when daughters become mothers.  
 -  Anon
  

  He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.  
 -  Anon
  

  Perfect maturity is when a person hurts you, and you try to understand their situation and don't hurt them back.  
 -  Anon
  

  Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.  
 -  Anon
  

  Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel really is an oncoming train.  
 -  Anon
  

  In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.  
 -  Anon
  

  Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend.  
 -  Anon
  

  Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills.  
 -  Anon
  

  Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll: The optimist sees the the doughnut; the pessimist the hole.  
 -  Anon
  

  A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer.  
 -  Anon
  

  Courtesy should be a continuous action, not something to be turned on and off like a faucet.  
 -  Anon
  

  Youth wastes away. But immaturity often lasts a lifetime.  
 -  Anon
  

  The tongue weighs relatively nothing, but so few people can hold it.  
 -  Anon
  

  Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.  
 -  Anon
  

  Perfect maturity is when a person hurts you, and you try to understand their situation and don't hurt them back.  
 -  Anon
  

  In Britain, a dog is for Christmas. In Korea, it could be for breakfast, lunch or dinner.  
 -  Anon
  

  Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money!  
 -  Anon
  

  To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.  
 -  Anon
  

  I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.  
 -  Anon
  

  It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.  
 -  Anon
  

  How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? One hundred. One to change the bulb, and ninety-nine to say, 'I could have done that.'  
 -  Anon
  

  Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them.  
 -  Anon
  

  He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.  
 -  Anon
  

  Courtesy should be a continuous action, not something to be turned on and off like a faucet.  
 -  Anon
  

  If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?  
 -  Anon
  

  A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend.  
 -  Anon
  

  A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer.  
 -  Anon
  

  Mothers and daughters are closest, when daughters become mothers.  
 -  Anon
  

  A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.  
 -  Anon
  

  Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills.  
 -  Anon
  

  In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.  
 -  Anon
  

  The only real difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.  
 -  Anon
  

  The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.  
 -  Anon
  

  Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll: The optimist sees the the doughnut; the pessimist the hole.  
 -  Anon
  

  Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself.  
 -  Anon
  

  Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.  
 -  Anon
  

  Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.  
 -  Anon
  

  Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money!  
 -  Anon
  

  Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.  
 -  Anon
  

  Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend.  
 -  Anon
  

  Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.  
 -  Anon
  

  The sun goes down earlier for small people.  
 -  Anon
  

  Youth wastes away. But immaturity often lasts a lifetime.  
 -  Anon
  

  Your time may be limited, but your imagination is not.  
 -  Anon
  

  An optimist sees and opportunity in every calamity. A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.  
 -  Anon
  

  Fervor is the weapon of choice of the impotent.  
 -  Frantz Fanon