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  It's not until you're an adult you appreciate how awesome a dog is. Your dreams start dying, somebody cheats on you, bankers fuck up your 401 k, 'ya know? Then you come home and that dog's looking at you and he's like, 'Dude, you're awesome!' It's like, 'No dude, you are fucking awesome!'  
 -  Bill Burr
  

  Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.  
 -  Bill Burr