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  Animals may be our friends, but they won't pick you up at the airport.  
 -  Bobcat Goldthwait
  

  Please, if you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, please put your video camera down and help me.  
 -  Bobcat Goldthwait
  

  Please, if you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, please put your video camera down and help me.  
 -  Bobcat Goldthwait
  

  A threesome was never a fantasy of mine. What, wake up with TWO disappointed ladies in the morning?  
 -  Bobcat Goldthwait