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  If you dont know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  We made too many wrong mistakes.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  The future ain't what it used to be.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  90% of the game is half mental - the rest is physical.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  All pitchers are liars or crybabies.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Think? How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  It is like deja vu all over again.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  You can observe a lot just by watching.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Never answer anonymous letters.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  It ain't the heat; it is the humility.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I usually take a two hour nap from 1 o'clock to 4.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I cant concentrate when I am thinking.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Slump? I ain't in no slump! I just ain't hitting.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I am not hungry enough to eat six.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  If the fans dont come out to the ball park, you cant stop them.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I didn't really say everything I said.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  The future ain't what it used to be.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Half this game is ninety percent mental.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they're running.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  If you ask me a question I dont know, I am not going to answer.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  It ain't over till it is over.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Pair up in threes.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  You have to give 100% in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  It is tough to make predictions, especially about the future.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  When you come to a fork in the road, take it.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  You have to give 100% in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  We made too many wrong mistakes.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  You can observe a lot just by watching.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  The future ain't what it used to be.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I didn't know much about golf growing up.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.  
 -  Yogi Berra
  

  I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.  
 -  Yogi Berra