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  So you gotta look at OJ's situation. He's paying $25,000 a month in alimony, got another man driving around in his car and f***ing his wife in a house he's still paying the mortgage on. Now I'm not saying he should have killed her... but I understand.  
 -  Chris Rock
  

  Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.  
 -  Groucho Marx
  

  Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.  
 -  H. L. Mencken
  

  Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.  
 -  Groucho Marx
  

  Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.  
 -  H. L. Mencken
  

  Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got.  
 -  Jim Davidson
  

  Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.  
 -  Quentin Crisp
  

  They still haven't found Osama Bin Laden. Why don't they give his name to the Child Support Agency? They'll find him.  
 -  Roy Chubby Brown