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  An apple a day keeps the doctor away.  
 -  English proverb
  

  Whoever has bitten a sour apple will enjoy a sweet one all the more.  
 -  German proverb
  

  Eat an apple on going to bed, and you'll keep the doctor from earning his bread.  
 -  English proverb
  

  Many a rose-cheeked apple is rotten at the core.  
 -  Irish proverb
  

  There is small choice in rotten apples.  
 -  English proverb
  

  In a good apple you sometimes find a worm.  
 -  Jewish proverb
  

  The reddest apple has a worm in it.  
 -  Jewish proverb
  

  Don't pluck the apple while it is green; when it is ripe it will fall of itself.  
 -  Russian proverb
  

  There's no making apples of plums.  
 -  German proverb
  

  Handsome apples are sometimes sour.  
 -  Dutch proverb
  

  An apple may happen to be better given than eaten.  
 -  English proverb
  

  There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.  
 -  Audrey Hepburn
  

  The rotten apple spoils his companion.  
 -  Benjamin Franklin
  

  I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.  
 -  Bernard Mannes Baruch
  

  If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.  
 -  Carl Sagan
  

  Most children remember bringing an apple to school for the teacher. Chuck Norris brought the teacher's exhusband's heart in a plastic baggie.  
 -  Chuck Norris jokes
  

  Chuck Norris is so American, he can eat tyranny and shit apple pie.  
 -  Chuck Norris jokes
  

  Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.  
 -  Chuck Norris jokes
  

  Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.  
 -  Dorothy Parker
  

  If 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away,' maybe a compliment a day will keep the counselor away.  
 -  Gary Chapman
  

  If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.  
 -  George Bernard Shaw
  

  If 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away,' maybe a compliment a day will keep the counselor away.  
 -  Gary Chapman
  

  If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.  
 -  George Bernard Shaw
  

  Detractors are everywhere. Remember that envy, like the worm, is always attracted to the fairest apple!  
 -  Og Mandino
  

  Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the apples in a seed.  
 -  Robert Schuller