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  They who drink beer think beer.  
 -  American proverb
  

  When the beer goes in the wits go out.  
 -  Danish proverb
  

  A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.  
 -  Czech proverb
  

  The best beer is where the coachmen and the priests go for their drink.  
 -  Polish proverb
  

  Better weak beer than an empty cask.  
 -  Danish proverb
  

  I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.  
 -  Abraham Lincoln
  

  You can never buy beer, you just rent it.  
 -  Archie Bunker
  

  Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.  
 -  Arnold Schwarzenegger
  

  Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.  
 -  Benjamin Franklin
  

  In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.  
 -  Benjamin Franklin
  

  Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.  
 -  Benjamin Franklin
  

  There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.  
 -  Bill Carter
  

  Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood. A continuous lover.  
 -  Charles Bukowski
  

  Did you ever taste beer? 'I had a sip of it once,' said the small servant. 'Here's a state of things!' cried Mr Swiveller, raising his eyes to the ceiling. 'She never tasted it - it can't be tasted in a sip!'  
 -  Charles Dickens
  

  If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.  
 -  Craig Ferguson
  

  Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient for beer.  
 -  Dave Barry
  

  Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.  
 -  Dave Barry
  

  All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.  
 -  Denis Leary
  

  Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.  
 -  Edmund Burke
  

  I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.  
 -  Emo Philips
  

  You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.  
 -  Frank Zappa
  

  You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.  
 -  Frank Zappa
  

  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.  
 -  Gerard Way
  

  I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Beer - now there's a temporary solution!  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.  
 -  Hugh Hood
  

  There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.  
 -  Hunter S. Thompson
  

  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.  
 -  Gerard Way
  

  I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Beer - now there's a temporary solution!  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.  
 -  Hugh Hood
  

  There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.  
 -  Hunter S. Thompson
  

  Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.  
 -  Jack Nicholson
  

  Beer is made by men, wine by God.  
 -  Martin Luther
  

  He was a wise man who invented beer.  
 -  Plato
  

  Get me a beer. I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!  
 -  Prince Philip, on being offered an exquisite wine in Rome in 2000
  

  Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.  
 -  Ray Bradbury
  

  I've quit smoking. I feel better, I smell better, and it's safer to drink out of old beer cans around the house.  
 -  Roseanne Barr
  

  Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice.  
 -  Sir Winston Churchill
  

  A man who lies about beer makes enemies.  
 -  Stephen King
  

  24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  
 -  Steven Wright
  

  Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.  
 -  Thomas Jefferson
  

  In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say scientists? I meant Irish people.  
 -  Tina Fey
  

  Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!  
 -  Unknown
  

  Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.  
 -  W. C. Fields
  

  Put a good tax on beer and that would take care of the unemployment fund.  
 -  Will Rogers
  

  When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.  
 -  Xeni Jardin