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  Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.  
 -  Unknown
  

  I'm sure the people who work at Starbucks think, 'I'm so damn tired of these kids coming in here and taking pictures of their coffee.'  
 -  Unknown
  

  Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.  
 -  Terri Guillemets
  

  My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.  
 -  Unknown
  

  No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.  
 -  Henry Ward Beecher
  

  I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.  
 -  Flash Rosenberg
  

  Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Thanks for trying to explain why iced coffee is more expensive.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.  
 -  Jessi Lane Adams
  

  Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?  
 -  Unknown
  

  Coffee enhances my social phobias.  
 -  Unknown
  

  You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.  
 -  Cher
  

  Sorry Starbucks overcharged you for overpriced coffee beans.  
 -  Unknown
  

  There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.  
 -  Rian Aditia
  

  Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?  
 -  Jean Kerr
  

  Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.  
 -  Alexander King
  

  Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom, that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!  
 -  Gerard Way
  

  Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.  
 -  Unknown
  

  As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.  
 -  Unknown
  

  On Mondays, I feel like I need coffee injected directly into my veins.  
 -  Unknown