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  I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He had his college career ruined.  
 -  Eric Turner
  

  When you get to college and move out of your house you really start to appreciate time with family and friends back home.  
 -  Unknown
  

  College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  
 -  Robert Frost
  

  College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.  
 -  Unknown
  

  My undergraduate education, at the City College in New York, was made possible only by the existence of that excellent free institution and the financial sacrifices of my parents.  
 -  Kenneth Joseph Arrow
  

  I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much that I could hardly do my college work.  
 -  Les Baxter
  

  My major in college was Chinese Studies. It was very intentional.  
 -  Mira Sorvino
  

  If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.  
 -  Syd Barrett
  

  Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.  
 -  Ronald Reagan
  

  Being considerate of others will take you further in life than a college degree.  
 -  Unknown
  

  One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.  
 -  Dennis Prager
  

  The only other time I've been away from home was when I went to college. And that was just an hour away, so I could always go home if I needed to.  
 -  Carrie Underwood
  

  Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again.  
 -  Joshua Chamberlain
  

  When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book is another thing. It is so much different from my traditional day of dirty fingernails and greasy hair and hot pans.  
 -  Mario Batali
  

  I kept thinking, I went to college and I have to get a real job.  
 -  Mary Chapin Carpenter
  

  Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we rallied together. It just put us in a position where we see what we can do. I don't want to leave college without a ring.  
 -  Maurice Ager
  

  You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in college or in the world.  
 -  Charles William Eliot
  

  When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.  
 -  Arthur Ashe
  

  If you don't give your kid freedom to make choices with money, including stupid choices, he'll make plenty when he gets to college.  
 -  Howard Gardner
  

  I've learned that your college friends become kind of family, you eat together, you take naps together, fight, laugh, cry, and do absolutely nothing together until you can't remember how you ever lived your life without them in the first place.  
 -  Unknown
  

  If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.  
 -  Chuck Palahniuk
  

  How you play the game is for college ball. When you're playing for money, winning is the only thing that matters.  
 -  Leo Durocher
  

  A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.  
 -  John Ciardi
  

  I am a firm believer in education and have worked very hard to tell young Latinos that they must go to college and that, if possible, they should pursue an advanced degree. I am convinced that education is the great equalizer.  
 -  Jimmy Smits
  

  I enjoyed high school and college, and I think I learned a lot, but that was not really my focus. My focus was on trying to figure out what businesses to start.  
 -  Steve Case
  

  Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.  
 -  P J ORourke
  

  College is a life changing experience. However, don't let it soil your values and morals to the point where you don't even know who you are.  
 -  Unknown
  

  College ain't so much where you been as how you talk when you get back.  
 -  Ossie Davis
  

  College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.  
 -  Unknown
  

  College campuses were once a hotbed of political activity.  
 -  Tom Ford
  

  Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach  
 -  Will Rogers
  

  Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg all dropped out of college. What am I still doing here?!  
 -  Unknown
  

  College is such a unique time, because you're learning a little bit how to be an adult. You're learning how to take care of yourself without parental influence, and you're exposed to so many great minds. I feel like I didn't even know how to think until I got to college.  
 -  Anne Hathaway
  

  College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  
 -  George Gobel
  

  This is why I studied literature in college. This is why I became a teacher: to share in grand conversations about books, to spread the joy, to initiate and welcome students into the fraternity, into...the club of clubs, to travel with them into wondrously familiar or incredibly strange imaginative worlds.  
 -  Jeffrey D. Wilhelm
  

  If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.  
 -  Frank Zappa
  

  College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.  
 -  Unknown
  

  One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.  
 -  Dennis Prager
  

  In college...red solo cups are your best friends!  
 -  Unknown
  

  You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...'  
 -  Tom Petty
  

  Claude Hopkins... maintained that nobody with a college education could write an advertisement addressed to the mass millions. That's absolute poppycock.  
 -  David Ogilvy