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  Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.  
 -  Adelle Davis
  

  America is the only nation in the world where all our poor people are fat.  
 -  Al Franken
  

  You know you're on a diet when cat commercials make you hungry.  
 -  Andy Bumatai
  

  The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.  
 -  Andy Rooney
  

  Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess baggage, the shorter the trip.  
 -  Arnold H. Glasow
  

  Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs; Janis Choplin, deceased, alcohol; Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.  
 -  Austin Powers
  

  Eat few suppers and you'll need few medicines.  
 -  Benjamin Franklin
  

  Since I don't have access to the White House pastry chef anymore, it's done wonders for my figure.  
 -  Bill Clinton
  

  Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first hours of a diet.  
 -  Dan Bennett
  

  I've been on this vegetarian diet for three weeks now, and never have my houseplants looked so good to me.  
 -  Daniel Lybra
  

  I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?  
 -  David Letterman
  

  Marlon Brando has lost 83 pounds. It was about time he lost weight - he was being followed by poachers.  
 -  David Letterman
  

  Cinnamon may help reduce chronic inflammation, which linked neurological disorders such as Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease, Multiple Sclerosis, and Meningitis.  
 -  Deepak Chopra
  

  Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.  
 -  George Bernard Shaw
  

  No man can be wise on an empty stomach.  
 -  George Eliot
  

  We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.  
 -  George Orwell
  

  From the day on which she weighs 140 pounds, the chief excitement of a woman's life consists in spotting women who are fatter than she is.  
 -  Helen Rowland
  

  My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree!  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.  
 -  George Bernard Shaw
  

  No man can be wise on an empty stomach.  
 -  George Eliot
  

  We may find in the long run that tinned food is a deadlier weapon than the machine-gun.  
 -  George Orwell
  

  From the day on which she weighs 140 pounds, the chief excitement of a woman's life consists in spotting women who are fatter than she is.  
 -  Helen Rowland
  

  My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree!  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.  
 -  Irv Kupcinet
  

  The first law of dietetics seems to be: If it tastes good, it's bad for you.  
 -  Isaac Asimov
  

  A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.  
 -  James Beard
  

  I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.  
 -  Joan Rivers
  

  Remember, there were people on the Titanic who turned down the sweet trolley.  
 -  Jonathan Ross
  

  The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.  
 -  Julia Child
  

  A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite. And to act so is immoral.  
 -  Leo Tolstoy
  

  When my mother-in-law hangs out her bra on the line to dry, we lose an hour of daylight.  
 -  Les Dawson
  

  I want to lose ten pounds. I just don't know if I should start power-walking or smoking.  
 -  Lisa Goich
  

  I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.  
 -  Mae West
  

  Fasting of the body has to be accompanied by fasting of all the senses.  
 -  Mahatma Gandhi
  

  It is easier to change a man's religion than to change his diet.  
 -  Margaret Mead
  

  You know, the heart knows how to beat, and the lungs know how to breathe, and the kidneys know how to process waste. We were born with similar perfection regarding food appetites and what has happened for the person who is stuck at a compulsion or an addiction regarding this issue is that that particular brain circuitry has been thrown out of whack. And this book is a book about the spiritual healing of that non alignment. So that, once again, we can in an other area of life express the perfection which is natural to us.  
 -  Marianne Williamson, A Course in Weight Loss
  

  To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe
  

  Nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.  
 -  Nora Ephron
  

  Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.  
 -  Oprah Winfrey
  

  She fitted into my biggest armchair as if it had been built around her by someone who knew they were wearing armchairs tight around the hips that season.  
 -  P. G. Wodehouse
  

  We stopped eating meat many years ago. During the course of a Sunday lunch we happened to look out of the kitchen window at our young lambs playing happily in the fields. Glancing down at our plates, we suddenly realised we were eating the leg of an animal who had until recently been playing in a field herself. We looked at each other and said, 'Wait a minute, we love these sheep. They're such gentle creatures. So why are we eating them?' It was the last time we ever did.  
 -  Paul McCartney
  

  I saw a woman wearing a seatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problems?'  
 -  Peter Kay
  

  Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut.  
 -  Prince Philip, to a 13-year-old aspiring astronaut
  

  Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper?  
 -  Robert Orben
  

  Your diet affects your moods. Eat like a superstar.  
 -  Robin Sharma
  

  I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say. 'Fine, how was your lobotomy?'  
 -  Roseanne Barr
  

  I asked the sales assistant in the clothing store if she had anything to make me look thinner, and she said, ''How about a week in Ethiopia?'  
 -  Roseanne Barr
  

  There's only one way to look thin - hang out with fat people.  
 -  Roseanne Barr
  

  It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.  
 -  Roseanne Barr
  

  I've been on the Slim-Fast diet. For breakfast, you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.  
 -  Rosie O'Donnell
  

  The more effort it takes us to obtain unhealthy food, the less we eat of it, and vice versa. This is why nutritionalists recommend that we prepare healthy snacks in advance so that we can simply pull them out of the refigerator, and why they recommend that when we do eat junk foods, we take out a small portion, then put the rest of the bag away, well out of our reach.  
 -  Shawn Achor
  

  Smoking cures weight problems - eventually.  
 -  Steven Wright
  

  Going vegetarian may be the most effective way to fight global warming. Buddhist practitioners have practiced vegeterianism over the last 2000 years. We are vegetarian with the intention to nourish our compassion towards the animals. Now we also know that we eat vegetarian in order to protect the earth.  
 -  Thich Nhat Hanh
  

  We never repent of having eaten too little.  
 -  Thomas Jefferson
  

  I can give you every popular diet in four lines. Ready? Eat more greens. Eat less saturated fat. Exercise more and burn more calories. Eat more omega-3 fatty acids.  
 -  Tim Ferriss
  

  I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.  
 -  Tommy Cooper
  

  Often, thirst is mistaken for hunger and an unnecessary intake of calories is the result. When you feel hungry, but shouldn't be, first try drinking several cold glasses of water rapidly then waiting ten minutes or so, and often the food craving will pass.  
 -  Tommy Newberry
  

  I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.  
 -  Totie Fields
  

  Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring and I cant stand cheating on you. Let's break up.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Number one rule of dieting: If it tastes good, spit it out.  
 -  Unknown
  

  If you are making mistakes with your meals, DO NOT waste your time at the gym. No matter how hard you work, a bad diet will F it all up.  
 -  Unknown
  

  A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'  
 -  Unknown
  

  My diet always begins tomorrow...  
 -  Unknown
  

  Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.  
 -  Unknown
  

  No matter what diet you're on, you can usually eat as much as you want of anything you don't like.  
 -  Walter Slezak
  

  An airline is a great place to diet.  
 -  Wolfgang Puck