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  The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.  
 -  Samuel Butler

  The thing I like most about dogs is their absolute belief in their own innocence, even when they've been caught redhanded. No matter what they've been doing, every bad dog bears the same look when scolded: 'What?'  
 -  Craig Wilson

  Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.  
 -  Agatha Christie

  If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.  
 -  Alfred North Whitehead

  A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'  
 -  Tommy Cooper

  The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.  
 -  Winifred Carriere

  A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding over being a dog, maybe.  
 -  Peter Nivio Zarlenga

  Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.  
 -  Jeff Valdez

  A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.  
 -  Robert Benchley

  Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him.  
 -  Samuel Johnson

  When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.  
 -  Charles A. Dana

  If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!  
 -  Nikita Khrushchev

  The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people say they're smiling.  
 -  Chuck Palahniuk

  The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's  
 -  Mark Twain

  Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot  
 -  Konrad Lorenz

  If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.  
 -  Roger Caras

  From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.  
 -  Mabel L. Robinson

  We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.  
 -  Max Depree

  The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog  
 -  Ambrose Bierce

  Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.  
 -  Emily Dickinson

  A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.  
 -  Louis Sabin

  I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.  
 -  George Bird Evans

  Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window  
 -  Steve Bluestone

  Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  
 -  Franklin P. Jones

  Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear  
 -  Dave Barry

  Dogs never bite me. Just humans.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe

  If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas  
 -  Proverb

  Who loves me will love my dog  
 -  Proverb

  Many dogs are the death of the hare  
 -  Proverb