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  The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.  
 -  Samuel Butler
  

  The thing I like most about dogs is their absolute belief in their own innocence, even when they've been caught redhanded. No matter what they've been doing, every bad dog bears the same look when scolded: 'What?'  
 -  Craig Wilson
  

  Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.  
 -  Agatha Christie
  

  If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.  
 -  Alfred North Whitehead
  

  A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'  
 -  Tommy Cooper
  

  The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.  
 -  Winifred Carriere
  

  A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding over being a dog, maybe.  
 -  Peter Nivio Zarlenga
  

  Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.  
 -  Jeff Valdez
  

  A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.  
 -  Robert Benchley
  

  Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him.  
 -  Samuel Johnson
  

  When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.  
 -  Charles A. Dana
  

  If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!  
 -  Nikita Khrushchev
  

  The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people say they're smiling.  
 -  Chuck Palahniuk
  

  The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's  
 -  Mark Twain
  

  Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot  
 -  Konrad Lorenz
  

  If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.  
 -  Roger Caras
  

  From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.  
 -  Mabel L. Robinson
  

  We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.  
 -  Max Depree
  

  The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog  
 -  Ambrose Bierce
  

  Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.  
 -  Emily Dickinson
  

  A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.  
 -  Louis Sabin
  

  I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.  
 -  George Bird Evans
  

  Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window  
 -  Steve Bluestone
  

  Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  
 -  Franklin P. Jones
  

  Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear  
 -  Dave Barry
  

  Dogs never bite me. Just humans.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe
  

  If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas  
 -  Proverb
  

  Who loves me will love my dog  
 -  Proverb
  

  Many dogs are the death of the hare  
 -  Proverb