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  That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.  
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  Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.  
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  That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.  
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  For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.  
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  What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.  
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  Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...  
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  I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!  
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  If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'  
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  The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.  
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  Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.  
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  Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.  
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  Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.  
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  Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.  
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  Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.  
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  On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!  
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  That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude.  
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  Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.  
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  Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...  
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  If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes...  
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  Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.  
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  That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.  
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  The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'  
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  I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.  
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  That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself.  
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  If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.  
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  If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and fix it.  
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  Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.  
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  Some people are so fake, sitting around lying on Facebook all day bragging about stuff they don't have.  
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  There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.'  
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  Some people should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.  
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  My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.  
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  Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is going to be good!'  
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  That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...  
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  Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!  
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  Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.  
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  All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.  
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  Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama  
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  Say it to my face, not through your status!  
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  The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.  
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  WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.  
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  Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'  
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  The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment!  
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  You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.  
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  Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.  
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  Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday.  
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  People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.  
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  You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!  
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  Shout out to the dudes trying get laid via Facebook picture comments, you keep working on that grind, your time will come...  
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  Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.  
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  Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along...  
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  Taking an awesome picture and thinking...'Yep, That's going on Facebook!'  
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  Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.  
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  Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.  
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  Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.  
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  If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world would be.  
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