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  Do not make me kiss, and you will not make me sin.  
 -  English proverb
  

  Frequent kisses end in a baby.  
 -  Hungarian proverb
  

  A kiss must last long to be enjoyed.  
 -  Greek proverb
  

  One kisses the nurse for the sake of the child.  
 -  German proverb
  

  A kiss of the mouth often touches not the heart.  
 -  English proverb
  

  Kisses are first, and cusses come later.  
 -  Mexican proverb
  

  When you cannot bite a hand, kiss it.  
 -  Arabic proverb
  

  Kissing goes by favor.  
 -  English proverb
  

  Kisses are the messengers of love.  
 -  Danish proverb
  

  Good coffee should be black like the devil, hot like hell, and sweet like a kiss.  
 -  Hungarian proverb
  

  Better to kiss a knave than be troubled with him.  
 -  English proverb
  

  After kissing comes more kindness.  
 -  English proverb
  

  The stone which cannot be lifted should be kissed.  
 -  Arabic proverb
  

  A cunning person's kiss is like that of a mosquito.  
 -  Rumanian proverb
  

  I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day; I have never had time for tobacco since.  
 -  Arturo Toscanini
  

  I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.  
 -  Audrey Hepburn
  

  People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.  
 -  Bob Hope
  

  To touch is to heal, to hurt is to steal. If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel.  
 -  Bono
  

  I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I know it, don't tell me I had a good show. I hate that. I guess because I'm 17, people think I don't see stuff like that.  
 -  Britney Spears
  

  Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.  
 -  Cher
  

  I don't need a man, but I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.  
 -  Cher
  

  Katy Perry kissed a girl because Chuck Norris told her to. She didn't have a choice but to like it.  
 -  Chuck Norris jokes
  

  The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.  
 -  David Letterman
  

  Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing.  
 -  Dorothy Parker
  

  May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face!  
 -  Frank Zappa
  

  A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.  
 -  H. L. Mencken
  

  When women kiss it always reminds me of prize-fighters shaking hands.  
 -  H. L. Mencken
  

  Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.  
 -  H. L. Mencken
  

  When women kiss it always reminds me of prize-fighters shaking hands.  
 -  H. L. Mencken
  

  Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!  
 -  Homer Simpson
  

  The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.  
 -  Jarod Kintz
  

  It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.  
 -  Joan Rivers
  

  Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.  
 -  Joan Rivers
  

  A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.  
 -  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  

  He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment - because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.  
 -  John Green
  

  I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser. That's my nature.  
 -  John Wayne
  

  Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are.  
 -  Jonathan Safran Foer
  

  I always say a kiss on the hand feels very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe
  

  Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe
  

  The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe
  

  A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe
  

  Kisses: Don't waste them. But don't count them.  
 -  Marlene Dietrich
  

  These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.  
 -  Mike Tyson
  

  You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.  
 -  Mike Tyson, on Razor Ruddock
  

  This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.  
 -  P. J. O'Rourke
  

  Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.  
 -  Pearl S. Buck
  

  Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.  
 -  Phyllis Diller
  

  A blow from your friend is better than a kiss from your enemy.  
 -  Pythagoras
  

  It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.  
 -  Rodney Dangerfield
  

  I am a true adorer of life, and if I can't reach as high as the face of it, I plant my kiss somewhere lower down. Those who understand will require no further explanation.  
 -  Saul Bellow
  

  Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.  
 -  Sigmund Freud
  

  Don't have sex. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.  
 -  Steve Martin
  

  Walk as if you are kissing the earth with your feet.  
 -  Thich Nhat Hanh
  

  If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.  
 -  Thomas Carlyle
  

  Kissing Marilyn Monroe was like kissing Hitler.  
 -  Tony Curtis
  

  That moment when you both stop kissing, look at each other, giggle, then kiss again.  
 -  Unknown
  

  You changed my world with just one smile... you took my heart with just one kiss..  
 -  Unknown
  

  One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Kiss on Shoulder = I want you. Kiss on the Lips = I love you. Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever.  
 -  Unknown