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  Do not make me kiss, and you will not make me sin.  
 -  English proverb

  Frequent kisses end in a baby.  
 -  Hungarian proverb

  A kiss must last long to be enjoyed.  
 -  Greek proverb

  One kisses the nurse for the sake of the child.  
 -  German proverb

  A kiss of the mouth often touches not the heart.  
 -  English proverb

  Kisses are first, and cusses come later.  
 -  Mexican proverb

  When you cannot bite a hand, kiss it.  
 -  Arabic proverb

  Kissing goes by favor.  
 -  English proverb

  Kisses are the messengers of love.  
 -  Danish proverb

  Good coffee should be black like the devil, hot like hell, and sweet like a kiss.  
 -  Hungarian proverb

  Better to kiss a knave than be troubled with him.  
 -  English proverb

  After kissing comes more kindness.  
 -  English proverb

  The stone which cannot be lifted should be kissed.  
 -  Arabic proverb

  A cunning person's kiss is like that of a mosquito.  
 -  Rumanian proverb

  I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day; I have never had time for tobacco since.  
 -  Arturo Toscanini

  I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.  
 -  Audrey Hepburn

  People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.  
 -  Bob Hope

  To touch is to heal, to hurt is to steal. If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel.  
 -  Bono

  I don't want people kissing my butt. If I had a bad show and I know it, don't tell me I had a good show. I hate that. I guess because I'm 17, people think I don't see stuff like that.  
 -  Britney Spears

  Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.  
 -  Cher

  I don't need a man, but I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.  
 -  Cher

  Katy Perry kissed a girl because Chuck Norris told her to. She didn't have a choice but to like it.  
 -  Chuck Norris jokes

  The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.  
 -  David Letterman

  Lips that taste of tears, they say are the best for kissing.  
 -  Dorothy Parker

  May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face!  
 -  Frank Zappa

  A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.  
 -  H. L. Mencken

  When women kiss it always reminds me of prize-fighters shaking hands.  
 -  H. L. Mencken

  Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!  
 -  Homer Simpson

  A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.  
 -  H. L. Mencken

  When women kiss it always reminds me of prize-fighters shaking hands.  
 -  H. L. Mencken

  Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!  
 -  Homer Simpson

  The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.  
 -  Jarod Kintz

  It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.  
 -  Joan Rivers

  Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.  
 -  Joan Rivers

  A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.  
 -  Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  He wanted to draw out the moment before the moment - because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.  
 -  John Green

  I am a demonstrative man, a baby picker-upper, a hugger and a kisser. That's my nature.  
 -  John Wayne

  Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are.  
 -  Jonathan Safran Foer

  I always say a kiss on the hand feels very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe

  Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe

  The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe

  A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.  
 -  Marilyn Monroe

  Kisses: Don't waste them. But don't count them.  
 -  Marlene Dietrich

  These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.  
 -  Mike Tyson

  You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.  
 -  Mike Tyson, on Razor Ruddock

  This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.  
 -  P. J. O'Rourke

  Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.  
 -  Pearl S. Buck

  Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.  
 -  Phyllis Diller

  A blow from your friend is better than a kiss from your enemy.  
 -  Pythagoras

  It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.  
 -  Rodney Dangerfield

  I am a true adorer of life, and if I can't reach as high as the face of it, I plant my kiss somewhere lower down. Those who understand will require no further explanation.  
 -  Saul Bellow

  Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.  
 -  Sigmund Freud

  Don't have sex. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.  
 -  Steve Martin

  Walk as if you are kissing the earth with your feet.  
 -  Thich Nhat Hanh

  If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.  
 -  Thomas Carlyle

  Kissing Marilyn Monroe was like kissing Hitler.  
 -  Tony Curtis

  That moment when you both stop kissing, look at each other, giggle, then kiss again.  
 -  Unknown

  You changed my world with just one smile... you took my heart with just one kiss..  
 -  Unknown

  One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny.  
 -  Unknown

  Kiss on Shoulder = I want you. Kiss on the Lips = I love you. Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever.  
 -  Unknown