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  Las Vegas turns women into men, and men into asses.  
 -  Alan King
  

  A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.  
 -  Artie Lange
  

  Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.  
 -  Chuck Palahniuk
  

  Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.  
 -  Chuck Palahniuk
  

  It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.  
 -  Cinnamon Stomberger
  

  I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.  
 -  Drew Carey
  

  The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.  
 -  Drew Carey
  

  Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.  
 -  Drew Carey
  

  Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.  
 -  Evan Esar
  

  Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks. It says, 'Goodbye.'  
 -  Frank Sinatra
  

  For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.  
 -  Hunter S. Thompson
  

  For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.  
 -  Hunter S. Thompson
  

  Las Vegas: all the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato.  
 -  Jason Love
  

  Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.  
 -  Jonathan Clements
  

  The reason you should go to Las Vegas is because, for only the second time, the second time, ever, they have rebuilt Sodom and Gomorrah. It's back! And you have the opportunity to see it before it turns to salt.  
 -  Lewis Black
  

  What happens here, stays here.  
 -  Marketing slogan
  

  Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.  
 -  Paul Samuelson
  

  I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.  
 -  Ray Romano
  

  Las Vegas is sort of like how God would do it if he had money.  
 -  Steve Wynn
  

  Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs.  
 -  Tom Wolfe
  

  In Las Vegas, they gamble everywhere. I went into a drug store for an aspirin and the girl behind the counter said: 'I'll toss you, double or nothing.' I lost. I came out with two headaches.  
 -  Tommy Cooper
  

  If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.  
 -  Tony Curtis
  

  I like Vegas for its spontaneity.  
 -  Tony Curtis
  

  School is like going to Vegas. Gambling thousands of dollars when there's no guarantee you'll be successful.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.  
 -  Val Saintsbury