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  Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life. Yeah, but I look good.  
 -  48 HRS, 1982

  God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.  
 -  A Fistful of Dollars, 1964

  Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice.  
 -  After Earth, 2013

  Surely you can't be serious. I am serious... And don't call me Shirley!  
 -  Airplane, 1980

  It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out because they're the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality: Despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing - shopping.  
 -  Ally McBeal, 1997

  It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999

  Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999

  My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999

  Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life?' Well, that's true of every day but one... the day you die.  
 -  American Beauty, 1999

  Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.  
 -  Anna Christie, 1930

  It's so clean out here! That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.  
 -  Annie Hall, 1977

  I love the smell of napalm in the morning.  
 -  Apocalypse Now, 1979

  The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that's what needs to be nourished.  
 -  Awakenings, 1990

  It's a donut. It's a medical thing. I got it from a maternity store. You know, a lot of pregnant women use it. They can put one cheek here and take the pressure off the other cheek. For you, dawg. Thoughtful.  
 -  Bad Boys II, 2003

  Don't be alarmed, we're negroes.  
 -  Bad Boys, 1995

  Even passive smoking kills. Not often enough.  
 -  Basic Instinct, 1992

  Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive.  
 -  Ben Hur, 1959

  Risk is the price you pay for opportunity.  
 -  Blue Bloods, 2010

  Every one of us will die. But so few of us really live.  
 -  Braveheart, 1995

  A favor will kill you faster than a bullet.  
 -  Carlito's Way, 1993

  Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.  
 -  Casablanca, 1942

  What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it? Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. You understand what I mean, pal?  
 -  Chinatown, 1974

  You're a very nosy fella, kitty-cat, huh? Do you know what happens to nosy fellas? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No. OK, they lose their noses.  
 -  Chinatown, 1974

  Your tongue is old, but sharp, Cicero. Be careful how you wag it. One day it will cut off your head.  
 -  Cleopatra, 1963

  When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.  
 -  Dirty Harry, 1971

  Bond. James Bond.  
 -  Dr. No, 1962

  I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.  
 -  Duck Soup, 1933

  He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship. Well, can't he just beam up? This is REALITY, Greg.  
 -  E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, 1982

  You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.  
 -  Enemy of the State, 1998

  My Mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get.'  
 -  Forrest Gump, 1994

  Our gardner passed away. He had a heart attack when he was out trimming the elaborate hedge maze. The paramedics never stood a chance.  
 -  Frasier, 1993

  A martini. Shaken, not stirred.  
 -  Goldfinger, 1964

  You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail.  
 -  Gone with the Wind, 1939

  I don't have time to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.  
 -  Gostbusters, 1984

  Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.  
 -  Gran Torino, 2008

  So you never wanted a regular-type life? What the fuck is that? Barbecues and ball games?  
 -  Heat, 1995

  Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.  
 -  I'm no Angel, 1933

  A martini. Shaken, not stirred.  
 -  Goldfinger, 1964

  You're like the thief who isn't the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he's going to jail.  
 -  Gone with the Wind, 1939

  I don't have time to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.  
 -  Gostbusters, 1984

  Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.  
 -  Gran Torino, 2008

  So you never wanted a regular-type life? What the fuck is that? Barbecues and ball games?  
 -  Heat, 1995

  Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.  
 -  I'm no Angel, 1933

  As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here! Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! ... I didn't think so!  
 -  Kill Bill: Vol. 1, 2003

  Always remember, the art of good business is being a good middleman.  
 -  Layer Cake, 2004

  Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry. Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy around for explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence - Hatchet Harry is the man you pay if you owe.  
 -  Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, 1998

  I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller.  
 -  Mad Max, 1979

  We're gonna see America. Gonna go west, where the air is fresh, the sky is big, and a man can still kill his dinner with his car.  
 -  Married with Children, 1987

  I just wish for once that you could be in my shoes, Mr. Prosecutor, and then you would know something you don't know: mercy. That the concept of a society is based on the quality of that mercy; its sense of fair play; its sense of justice! But I guess that's like asking a bear to shit in the toilet!  
 -  Midnight Express, 1978

  If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.  
 -  Miller's Crossing, 1990

  Ok, you did two things wrong: One is you asked a question; and two is you asked another question.  
 -  Million Dollar Baby, 2004

  I'm not the Messiah! I say you are, lord, and I should know... I've followed a few.  
 -  Monty Python's Life of Brian, 1979

  Nice party! I see a lot of familiar face-lifts.  
 -  Naked Gun 2 1/2, 1991

  I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?  
 -  Naked Gun, 1998

  Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, 'Why have you done this to me?' And the snake answered, 'Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.'  
 -  Natural Born Killers, 1994

  What business is it of yours where I'm from... friendo?  
 -  No Country for Old Men, 2007

  I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.  
 -  On the Waterfront, 1954

  They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars.  
 -  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1975

  I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.  
 -  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1975

  Which one of you nuts has got any nuts?  
 -  One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, 1975

  You're late. You're stunning. You're forgiven.  
 -  Pretty Woman, 1990

  Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.  
 -  Pulp Fiction, 1994

  You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers. Motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't.  
 -  Pulp Fiction, 1994

  You kill anybody? A few cops. No real people? Just cops.  
 -  Reservoir Dogs, 1992

  His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. Good, I hate long waits.  
 -  Return of the Jedi, 1983

  Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair.  
 -  Saturday Night Fever, 1977

  Four dollars? You know what four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars!  
 -  Saturday Night Fever, 1977

  Frank, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?  
 -  Serpico, 1973

  You could lay your pussy on a table right in front of a man and still not know what he's thinking.  
 -  Sex and the City, 1998

  Is your vagina listed in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be. Hottest spot in town. Always open!  
 -  Sex and the City, 1998

  In New York, life is what happens while you're waiting for a table.  
 -  Sex and the City, 1998

  That's Doug the Head. Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in the diamond business, it is good for business.  
 -  Snatch, 2000

  Water polo, isn't that dangerous? It sure is. I had two ponies drowned under me.  
 -  Some Like it Hot, 1959

  And maybe there's no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don't know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.  
 -  Spartacus, 1960

  Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: Me! It's a wonder you're still alive.  
 -  Star Wars, 1977

  I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fucking toilet.  
 -  Taxi Driver, 1976

  Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk.  
 -  Taxi Driver, 1976

  He's got a client who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times, can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?  
 -  The Birds, 1963

  Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.  
 -  The Dead Pool, 1988

  When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life.  
 -  The Deer Hunter, 1978

  I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.  
 -  The Godfather II, 1974

  If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.  
 -  The Godfather Part II, 1974

  The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends.  
 -  The Godfather Part III, 1990

  I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.  
 -  The Godfather, 1972

  I haven't lost my hourglass figure but it looks like someone poured about 90 minutes of extra sand into it.  
 -  The Golden Girls, 1985

  I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.  
 -  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, 1966

  There are two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.  
 -  The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, 1966

  Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little.  
 -  The Great Dictator, 1940

  If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.  
 -  The Hobbit, 2012

  I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar. And when I'm not cuddling babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.  
 -  The Hunt for Red October, 1990

  I'm the best you ever seen Fats. I'm the best there is. Even if you beat me I'm still the best.  
 -  The Hustler, 1961

  Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything. Ever catch one? Not yet.  
 -  The Karate Kid, 1984

  My uncle fell through a trap door and broke his neck. Was he building a house? No, they were hanging him.  
 -  The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case, 1930

  Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.  
 -  The Office, 2005

  A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.  
 -  The Silence of the Lambs, 1991

  There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.  
 -  The Sound of Music, 1965

  God made men. Men made slaves.  
 -  The Ten Commandments, 1956

  You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now, do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?  
 -  The Untouchables, 1987

  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.  
 -  The Usual Suspects, 1995

  Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.  
 -  Thelma & Louise, 1991

  The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.  
 -  Wall Street, 1987

  I'm tapped out Marv. American Express' got a hitman lookin' for me.  
 -  Wall Street, 1987