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  I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.  
 -  John Bacon
  

  When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!  
 -  Gabrielle Union
  

  Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.  
 -  Anatole France
  

  We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.  
 -  Joseph Cannon
  

  Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.  
 -  Edwin Way Teale
  

  No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.  
 -  Abraham Lincoln
  

  I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real life, and it was really cool. Really big and fat. The owls are cool as well, but you can't really pet them.  
 -  Tom Felton
  

  Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals 'love' them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.  
 -  Edwin Way Teale
  

  I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.  
 -  Ziggy Marley
  

  My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.  
 -  Steven Wright
  

  My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!  
 -  Emily VanCamp
  

  Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.  
 -  Joel Hodgson
  

  I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.  
 -  Chris Pratt
  

  Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  
 -  Roger Caras
  

  Fox, Minks, Gators; That's necessary. Accessories? My closet's a pet cemetery.  
 -  Camron
  

  I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.  
 -  Cher
  

  Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!'  
 -  Ian Dunbar
  

  When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.  
 -  Natalie Portman
  

  The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.  
 -  Nicholas D. Kristof
  

  I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness.  
 -  Josh Duhamel
  

  And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.  
 -  Justin Chambers
  

  Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.  
 -  George Eliot
  

  I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.  
 -  Winston Churchill
  

  When my pet Doberman passed away, I felt like I lost my best friend.  
 -  Kellan Lutz
  

  Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?  
 -  Alyssa Milano
  

  I was in three academic clubs, a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was kind of an easy target for bullies.  
 -  Nicole Anderson
  

  One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy.  
 -  Al Yankovic
  

  One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not spending enough time thinking about what you're designing.  
 -  Sidney Altman
  

  A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.  
 -  Moliere
  

  What happens when you take a lion out of the safari and try to take him to your place of residence and make him a house pet? It ain't going to happen. That's the type of person that I am. I'm that lion.  
 -  Cam Newton
  

  Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.  
 -  Bill Burr
  

  We created a line of pet food called Nutrish that's made to human standards, and 100 percent of the proceeds go to animal rescue. One of our top-tier donors is the ASPCA, and they help us challenge animal shelters all across the country to get more animals placed in homes.  
 -  Rachael Ray
  

  Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.  
 -  Chuck Palahniuk
  

  Time spent with cats is never wasted.  
 -  Sigmund Freud
  

  I don't micromanage, but I do care deeply about every product we make. Every one goes through me, and I try most of our products before they go to market, including our John Paul Pet flea and tick shampoo. If I don't like it, it's not coming out.  
 -  John Paul DeJoria
  

  Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  
 -  Max Eastman
  

  We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.  
 -  Nick Lampson
  

  There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.  
 -  Dick Dale
  

  There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.  
 -  Michael Bay
  

  I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.  
 -  Marie Corelli
  

  I'm no one's pet, and I intend to be an independent voice in the U.S. Senate.  
 -  Chris Coons
  

  To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.  
 -  Ralph Boston
  

  I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.  
 -  Kristin Davis
  

  I've been lucky. I've made films that I really like. It's been a combination of what comes to me and what I choose. I've gone after lots of things that I didn't get, pet projects that everybody ends up chasing after. Really, you're lucky if you get anything.  
 -  Hope Davis
  

  A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.  
 -  Billy Graham
  

  I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.  
 -  Kirsty Gallacher
  

  Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.  
 -  Brian P. Cleary
  

  The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.  
 -  Chris Chocola
  

  A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them.  
 -  Sloane Crosley
  

  I had a big Akita, Yoshi, who was fabulous. I loved him. We lost him when he was 12, and I've never been able to replace him. Normally, most people lose a pet and get another and keep going on. But it just felt wrong to me; it felt disloyal.  
 -  Robert Crais
  

  My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.  
 -  Billy Connolly
  

  I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.  
 -  George Eads
  

  I want to be a lawyer, a dancer, an actress, a mother, a wife, a children's author, a distance runner, a poet, a pianist, a pet store owner, an astronaut, an environmental and humanitarian activist, a psychiatrist, a ballet teacher, and the first woman president.  
 -  Rachel Corrie
  

  It is one of my pet hates when I see players who have agents who do everything for them. They don't know how to set up their own bank accounts, they don't know what they are spending their money on and they can't make their own decisions.  
 -  Gary Neville
  

  I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.  
 -  Jimi Hendrix
  

  I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.  
 -  Rodney Dangerfield
  

  I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.  
 -  Rodney Dangerfield
  

  What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.  
 -  Rodney Dangerfield