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  The church is close, but the road is icy. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully.  
 -  Russian proverb
  

  Don't take every ill to the doctor, or every quarrel to the lawyer, or every thirst to the tavern.  
 -  Uruguayan proverb
  

  A good retreat is better than a poor defense.  
 -  Irish proverb
  

  A brave retreat is a brave exploit.  
 -  English proverb
  

  Not many people in this world are as lucky as I've been. Although, if you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.  
 -  Andy Rooney
  

  Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.  
 -  Bill Gates
  

  What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?  
 -  Bill Murray, Lost In Translation
  

  The disparity between a restaurant's price and the food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.  
 -  Bryan Miller
  

  Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows - and china.  
 -  Charles Dickens
  

  When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.  
 -  Chuck Norris jokes
  

  McDonald's is closing a hundred and fifty locations. Clearasil immediately reduced their workforce by half.  
 -  Conan O'Brien
  

  My hotel philosophy agrees with that of Boswell as expressed in his Life of Dr. Johnson: There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern or inn.  
 -  Conrad Hilton
  

  I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later, you're hungry for power.  
 -  Dick Cavett
  

  I once had dinner in a topless restaurant. I was really looking forward to it, but all the staff were men.  
 -  Emo Philips
  

  My centre is giving way, my right is in retreat, situation excellent. I attack.  
 -  Ferdinand Foch
  

  The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.  
 -  Fran Lebowitz
  

  The golden rule when reading the menu is, if you can't pronounce it, you can't afford it.  
 -  Frank Muir
  

  Great restaurants are, of course, nothing but mouth brothels.  
 -  Frederic Raphael
  

  If the sign on the restaurant uses the word Cuisine, it will be expensive. If they use the word Food, it will be moderately priced. However, if the sign says Eats, even though you'll save some money on food, your medical bills will be quite high.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  There's no smoking in restaurants in Los Angeles. Which is a bit ironic, considering that you can't breathe the air outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.  
 -  Greg Proops
  

  Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  If the sign on the restaurant uses the word Cuisine, it will be expensive. If they use the word Food, it will be moderately priced. However, if the sign says Eats, even though you'll save some money on food, your medical bills will be quite high.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  There's no smoking in restaurants in Los Angeles. Which is a bit ironic, considering that you can't breathe the air outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.  
 -  Greg Proops
  

  Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  The quality of food in a restaurant exists in inverse proportion to the quality of the view.  
 -  James Beard
  

  I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, Would you like fries with that?  
 -  Jay Leno
  

  Can we just get rid of wine lists? Do we really need to be reminded every time we go out to a nice restaurant that we have no idea what we're doing? Why don't they just give us a trigonometry quiz with the menu?  
 -  Jerry Seinfeld
  

  Nouvelle cuisine is so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.  
 -  Julia Child
  

  Celebrity has its uses. I can always get a seat in any restaurant.  
 -  Julia Child
  

  Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul.  
 -  Marcus Aurelius
  

  In politics, it seems, retreat is honourable if dictated by military considerations and shameful if even suggested for ethical reasons.  
 -  Mary McCarthy
  

  Nouvelle cuisine roughly translated means, 'I can't believe I paid two hundred dollars and I'm still hungry.'  
 -  Mike Kalina
  

  Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant - better left unstirred.  
 -  P. G. Wodehouse
  

  You are protected. But if you don't take risks, God will retreat and become only a subject of philosophical speculation.  
 -  Paulo Coelho
  

  Eating out is so expensive. I went to one restaurant and instead of having prices on the menu, they just had pictures of faces with different expressions of horror.  
 -  Rita Rudner
  

  Once in a restaurant I made a toast to my wife, 'To the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.  
 -  Rodney Dangerfield
  

  I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.  
 -  Salvador Dali
  

  A holdup man walks into a Chinese restaurant, and he says, 'Give me all your money.' The man says, 'To go?'  
 -  Slappy White
  

  Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.  
 -  Sun Tzu
  

  I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere.  
 -  Unknown
  

  McDonald's being the official restaurant of the olympics is like smoking being the official medicine of cancer.  
 -  Unknown
  

  They should have a name for that moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant...  
 -  Unknown
  

  All restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough.  
 -  Unknown
  

  I like the level of fame that I have. You get nice tables in restaurants sometimes, but fame isn't something that I find comfortable.  
 -  Aidan Quinn
  

  Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.  
 -  Unknown
  

  I die a little inside every time I see an old person alone at a restaurant.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants...  
 -  Unknown
  

  That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant and you see your food coming then it turns out that it's going to the table next to you...  
 -  Unknown
  

  Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.  
 -  Lynda Montgomery