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  Everyone can navigate in fine weather.  
 -  Italian proverb
  

  Sorrow and ill weather come unsent for.  
 -  Scottish proverb
  

  Exit the door, check the weather. Enter the door, check the face.  
 -  Chinese proverb
  

  When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather  
 -  Proverb
  

  In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.  
 -  Albert Camus
  

  There's no such thing as bad weather, only unsuitable clothing.  
 -  Alfred Wainwright
  

  When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.  
 -  Alice Hoffman
  

  Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.  
 -  Ambrose Bierce
  

  The sun goes down earlier for small people.  
 -  Anon
  

  There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.  
 -  Arnot Sheppard
  

  It was an ideal spring day, a light blue sky, flecked with little fleecy white clouds drifting across from west to east. The sun was shining very brightly, and yet there was an exhilarating nip in the air, which set an edge to a man's energy.  
 -  Arthur Conan Doyle Sr
  

  There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.  
 -  Bill Bowerman
  

  Fall in New York is so pretty - watching the trash change colours.  
 -  Billiam Coronel
  

  You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.  
 -  Bob Dylan
  

  I don't like all this fresh air. I'm from Los Angeles. I don't trust any air I can't see.  
 -  Bob Hope
  

  It's so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.  
 -  Bob Hope
  

  A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.  
 -  Carl Reiner
  

  You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.  
 -  Chuck Tanner
  

  There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.  
 -  Clyde Moore
  

  It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles against the prevailing winds, for the opportunity to rain on a tent.  
 -  Dave Barry
  

  It's so cold in New York City. Today in Central Park, I saw a squirrel salting his nuts.  
 -  David Letterman
  

  It was so hot today I went to a cash point machine just to enjoy the feel of a cold gun against the back of my neck.  
 -  David Letterman
  

  You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.  
 -  Doug Coupland
  

  Canada's climate is nine months of winter and three months late in the fall.  
 -  Evan Esar
  

  I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.  
 -  Fran Lebowitz
  

  March is the month that shows people who don't drink exactly how a hangover feels.  
 -  Garrison Keillor
  

  Weather forecast for tonight: dark.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.  
 -  George Eliot
  

  To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.  
 -  George Santayana
  

  One must maintain a little bittle of summer, even in the middle of winter.  
 -  Henry David Thoreau
  

  The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.  
 -  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  

  Rain! Whose soft architectural hands have power to cut stones, and chisel to shapes of grandeur the very mountains.  
 -  Henry Ward Beecher
  

  Last night my wife said the weather outside was fit for neither man nor beast, so we both stayed home.  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  Where does the white go when the snow melts?  
 -  Hugh Kieffer
  

  March is the month that shows people who don't drink exactly how a hangover feels.  
 -  Garrison Keillor
  

  Weather forecast for tonight: dark.  
 -  George Carlin
  

  Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.  
 -  George Eliot
  

  To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.  
 -  George Santayana
  

  One must maintain a little bittle of summer, even in the middle of winter.  
 -  Henry David Thoreau
  

  The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.  
 -  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  

  Rain! Whose soft architectural hands have power to cut stones, and chisel to shapes of grandeur the very mountains.  
 -  Henry Ward Beecher
  

  Last night my wife said the weather outside was fit for neither man nor beast, so we both stayed home.  
 -  Henry Youngman
  

  Where does the white go when the snow melts?  
 -  Hugh Kieffer
  

  It was one of those perfect summer days - the sun was shining, a gentle breeze was blowing, the birds were singing and the lawnmower was broken.  
 -  James Dent
  

  I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorable) weather conditions, I took to the shower as a suitable substitute.  
 -  Jarod Kintz
  

  But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.  
 -  Jerome K. Jerome
  

  We shall never be content until each man makes his own weather and keeps it to himself.  
 -  Jerome K. Jerome
  

  Bad weather always looks worse through a window.  
 -  John Kieran
  

  We often hear of bad weather, but in reality no weather is bad. It is all delightful, though in different ways. Some weather may be bad for farmers or crops, but for man all kinds are good. Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating.  
 -  John Lubbock
  

  Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.  
 -  John Ruskin
  

  Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say, 'Storms suck!'  
 -  Johnny Carson
  

  Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.  
 -  Kin Hubbard
  

  Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.  
 -  Langston Hughes
  

  The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August.  
 -  Lord Byron
  

  Save a boyfriend for a rainy day and another in case it doesn't.  
 -  Mae West
  

  One way to help the weather make up its mind is to hang out washing.  
 -  Marcelene Cox
  

  Rain is one thing the British do better than anybody else.  
 -  Marilyn French
  

  In India, 'cold weather' is merely a phrase to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass doorknob and weather which only makes it mushy.  
 -  Mark Twain
  

  A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.  
 -  Mark Twain
  

  It's spring in England. I missed it last year. I was in the bathroom.  
 -  Michael Flanders
  

  Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel certain that they mean something else.  
 -  Oscar Wilde
  

  I don't desire to change anything in England except the weather.  
 -  Oscar Wilde
  

  The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.  
 -  Patrick Young
  

  I've never been one to bet on the weather.  
 -  Paul Getty
  

  It is easy to understand why the most beautiful poems about England in the spring were written by poets living in Italy at the time.  
 -  Philip Dunne
  

  A rainy day is the perfect time for a walk in the woods.  
 -  Rachel Carson
  

  I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.  
 -  Ray Romano
  

  Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.  
 -  Rebecca Johnson
  

  Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.  
 -  Robert A. Heinlein
  

  Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours!'  
 -  Robert Byrne
  

  Spring is nature's way of saying: 'Let's party!'  
 -  Robin Williams
  

  Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.  
 -  Roger Miller
  

  Yes, London! You know... fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!  
 -  Snatch, Dennis Farina
  

  I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. 'It was supposed to be hot today.'  
 -  Steven Wright
  

  How do the men who drive the snowplough get to work in the morning?  
 -  Steven Wright
  

  Rainbows apologize for angry skies.  
 -  Sylvia Voirol
  

  Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella.  
 -  Terri Guillemets
  

  Change of weather is the discourse of fools.  
 -  Thomas Fuller
  

  Today has been eighty degrees in the shade. I was clever. I stayed in the sun.  
 -  Tommy Cooper
  

  Relationships are like the weather: Some days you love it, some days you hate it.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Wearing a hoodie and shorts because youre confused about the weather.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Nothing ruins a beautiful summer day like seeing a hipster wearing a winter hat.  
 -  Unknown
  

  I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.  
 -  Unknown
  

  Bad weather always looks worse through a window.  
 -  Unknown
  

  It was such a lovely day that it seemed a pity to get up.  
 -  William Somerset Maugham